Hu needs Kate.
Woke up long before the alarm clocks this morning. Felt happy and rested. Hardly worried at all that more than 800 ballistic missiles are pointed at Taiwan. Good mood undoubtedly the result of listening to “Sexual Healing” 100 times in a row last night. Who doesn't need Kate Bush?
In the soft light of dawn, walked around the apartment. Disabled eight of my alarm clocks. Carried the ninth back to bed. Mentally drafted a letter to Hu Jintao, advising him to listen to “Sexual Healing.” Maybe I will have a copy sent to him; US$12.99 + shipping is a small price to pay for cross-strait stability.
Woke up half an hour before work. Must have dozed off. Felt crabby and exhausted. Annoyed about the missiles. Life returns to normal.
In the soft light of dawn, walked around the apartment. Disabled eight of my alarm clocks. Carried the ninth back to bed. Mentally drafted a letter to Hu Jintao, advising him to listen to “Sexual Healing.” Maybe I will have a copy sent to him; US$12.99 + shipping is a small price to pay for cross-strait stability.
Woke up half an hour before work. Must have dozed off. Felt crabby and exhausted. Annoyed about the missiles. Life returns to normal.
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